Title: "Something's Not Right In the Land of Schanke" Authors: Senara, with help from Cindy Timing: July 9th Right after "Help, Don's taking us shopping!" Everyone used with permission. Two hours later, Cindy and Senara sat wearily on the couch in the fitting room as Don tried on yet another ensemble. (Yes, strange things happen during Wartime in Toronto, even 24 hr upscale department stores.) So far he had picked out several shirts, numerous pairs of pants, 3 jackets, and yes, black silk pjs. All of the shirts were of the tasteful variety. "Cindy?" "Yeah?" "I know we are sooooo not caffeinated, but do you notice something odd with our friend?" Senara asked. "Now that you mention it, the black silk pjs don't seem like our friend. Although Myra will be nicely surprised at what Don's picked out to wear." Cindy thought a bit more as they trailed Schanke to the cash register. "Something's not right in the land of Schanke," Senara commented. "Doesn't he have an affinity for bad Hawaiian shirts?" Cindy remembered a conversation with the UFfers in the Deli. "The UFfers mentioned that some body switching's been happening during this war." "So it's conceivable that Schanke's been switched." Senara tried to whip her mind into churning faster than a napping snail, but no use. Cindy agreed, saying "So now we have to figure out who's in there now." "And how we switch him back." "C'mon girls, I'm hungry! Let's get some food!" Schanke called out as he left the store, many packages in hand. The two girls trudged behind. "Look at the bright side... at least if he eats, we can get coffee." Cindy pulled out the cell phone. "I'm going to call the Deli and warn everyone." end