Title: "Breakfast Menu" (1/2)
Authors: Senara, and Cindy
Timing: July 9th About an hour (Schanke took the long
way again) after "Something's Not Right In the Land of
Schanke"
Everyone used with permission.

The doors to the Deli opened and in walked Schanke,
followed by packages.  Well, make that two FoD'ers
carrying lots of packages.  Schanke was carrying
packages as well, and munching on a big pretzel.

All the FoDs jaws dropped at the sight of their
friend.  He was impeccably attired.  A silk shirt with
a contrasting vest combined with dark pants to flatter
Don's figure.  His shoes were shiny, and he looked soo
not like the Don they knew.

"Kathy!" Spifff yelled.  "Put down whatever is in your
hands, and come out here!  NOW!"

Kathy dropped the bowl of eggs she was scrambling.  It
was a good thing too!  She wasn't prepared for the
sight of the Spiffy Don.

Senara was busy stowing the packages in a closet to be
sent to the Schanke house later.  She joined the rest
of the FoDs in the kitchen in time to hear Cindy
explain their discovery.  Schanke had been switched,
but they didn't know with whom.  Kathy passed mugs of
caffeine to Cindy and Senara and went back to cooking.
 Schanke poked his head in and announced that he
wanted breakfast.  "Oh, and I'll help the people at
the counter."

Five minutes later Schanke stuck his head back in.
"Can one of you come out here?"  Sure enough, there
was a commotion building at the counter.  Kathy
promised to get Schanke his breakfast while the rest
of the crew worked the morning rush.


The crew sat down to enjoy their breakfasts.  Kathy
told them all the weird things that Schanke wanted for
breakfast.  Oh sure, there was the usual eggs
(although with lots of ketchup), and Canadian bacon,
and sausage, and home fries.  Then Schanke wanted hot
chocolate, a cheeseburger, Caesar salad, and a root
beer float.  "And ALL FOR BREAKFAST!!  Something isn't
right!!"  Poor Kathy hadn't seen her friend act this
wacky.

Spifff narrowed her eyes and studied Schanke.  "You
know," she said, "if he's switched, he's been switched
with a major character.  Who else do we know that
would dress like that?"

Everyone came up with two suggestions: Nick and
LaCroix.  Well, LC was left out of the running, since
he certainly wouldn't be wanting to eat all that real
food  although Senara was convinced that the black
silk pjs were the tip-off that it was the Uncle
himself.  But everyone felt that the Mind-in-Schanke
was Nick.

While they were in this discussion, Schanke slipped
back into the kitchen to put his dishes away.  He
wanted to help out, to repay the girls for their
kindness in feeding him everything he asked, he
decided to clean the kitchen.

Schanke was in the middle of reorganizing the cabinets
when a loud shriek caught his attention.  It was
Kathy, trembling in shock at what he had done to the
Deli's kitchen.

End